John Cena Jokes
Why did John Cena's store go out of business?
Because he didn't sell anything!
Now go ahead, make some fun Cena jokes.
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
John Cena.
John Cena who?
John Cena the wrestler.
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Guy #1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Guy #2: To get to the other side.
Guy #1: No. John Cena.
Guy #2: No, its supposed to be "to get to the other side"
Guy #1: STFU. John Cena defied the odds and became the new answer.
Cena is awesome because he is now a hip hop version of Sgt Slaughter. And we need hip hop versions of old wrestlers.
ohn Cena is apparently going to be starring as Wile E Coyote in a big screen adaption of Road Runner.
I guess ya'll heard about the John Cena Weight Watchers commercial.
It starts of with Kristie Alley vs. John Cena in the ring. The screen then cuts to 2 fat guys holding a sign that reads "If Cena Wins, We Diet." The screen then cuts to Alley tapping to the STFU.
Why did John Cena's store go out of business?
Because he didn't sell anything!
Now go ahead, make some fun Cena jokes.
Knock-Knock.
Who's there?
John Cena.
John Cena who?
John Cena the wrestler.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! Man this is an awesome thread idea!
Guy #1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Guy #2: To get to the other side.
Guy #1: No. John Cena.
Guy #2: No, its supposed to be "to get to the other side"
Guy #1: STFU. John Cena defied the odds and became the new answer.
Cena is awesome because he is now a hip hop version of Sgt Slaughter. And we need hip hop versions of old wrestlers.
ohn Cena is apparently going to be starring as Wile E Coyote in a big screen adaption of Road Runner.
I guess ya'll heard about the John Cena Weight Watchers commercial.
It starts of with Kristie Alley vs. John Cena in the ring. The screen then cuts to 2 fat guys holding a sign that reads "If Cena Wins, We Diet." The screen then cuts to Alley tapping to the STFU.
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